Quote from Tim in Mow Better Blues
Tim: Repeat after me: I, Jill... Jill: I, Jill... [laughs] Tim: I, Jill, swear on this Binford cordless ratchet wrench... Jill: ...swear on this blah-blah, blah-blah, blah-blah wrench... Tim: ...Binford cordless ratchet wrench... Jill: Binford cordless ratchet wrench... Tim: ...that I will never touch my husband Tim Taylor's tool bench ever again. Jill: Ever again. Touched it. Tim: Jill... Jill: Touched it. Touched it. Touched it. [laughs] Tim: Can you feel the anger in this room right now? You have irritated the tool gods. You must now be smeared with the holy grease of disdain. Jill: Tim, don't you even think about it. Tim. Tim... Tim: I'm no longer Tim. I'm Zortheus, the Tool Avenger. I am Zortheus.