Tim Quote #24
Quote from Tim in Mow Better Blues
Tim: Repeat after me: I, Jill...
Jill: I, Jill... [laughs]
Tim: I, Jill, swear on this Binford cordless ratchet wrench...
Jill: ...swear on this blah-blah, blah-blah, blah-blah wrench...
Tim: ...Binford cordless ratchet wrench...
Jill: Binford cordless ratchet wrench...
Tim: ...that I will never touch my husband Tim Taylor's tool bench ever again.
Jill: Ever again. Touched it.
Tim: Jill...
Jill: Touched it. Touched it. Touched it. [laughs]
Tim: Can you feel the anger in this room right now? You have irritated the tool gods. You must now be smeared with the holy grease of disdain.
Jill: Tim, don't you even think about it. Tim. Tim...
Tim: I'm no longer Tim. I'm Zortheus, the Tool Avenger. I am Zortheus.
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Quote from Jill
Tim: That wrench has gotta be around here someplace. You know, it just didn't get up and walk away, Jill.
Jill: OK, you're right. I'm ready to talk. I sneak down here at night, take all your tools, go out to the backyard, put 'em in a big pile, and dance around 'em naked.
Tim: What time would that be?
Jill: Sometime right after you go to sleep.
Quote from Jill
Tim: Come on. Stand up.
Jill: Stand up?
Tim: Stand up. Put your right arm up. Put your left arm... [Jill chuckles] Put your left arm on the tool.
Jill: The wrench?
Tim: The wrench.
Quote from Al
Tim: Well, Al, now that we have the fitting in place between the two sections of pipe. What's the next step?
Al: Well, Tim, we'll be sweating the pipe.
Tim: Will we?
Al: That's right.
Tim: So we'll put a little deodorant right there in the elbow?
Al: I don't think so, Tim.