Tim: Repeat after me: I, Jill...
Jill: I, Jill... [laughs]
Tim: I, Jill, swear on this Binford cordless ratchet wrench...
Jill: ...swear on this blah-blah, blah-blah, blah-blah wrench...
Tim: ...Binford cordless ratchet wrench...
Jill: Binford cordless ratchet wrench...
Tim: ...that I will never touch my husband Tim Taylor's tool bench ever again.
Jill: Ever again. Touched it.
Tim: Jill...
Jill: Touched it. Touched it. Touched it. [laughs]
Tim: Can you feel the anger in this room right now? You have irritated the tool gods. You must now be smeared with the holy grease of disdain.
Jill: Tim, don't you even think about it. Tim. Tim...
Tim: I'm no longer Tim. I'm Zortheus, the Tool Avenger. I am Zortheus.