Tim: And I just, you know, have to write the book.
Al: You've done nothing?
Tim: Yes! I've done a lot of things. You plan. There's planning involved. You don't just write a book. You gotta plan. Make plans. I made a lot of plans, you know? Like you gotta plan who you'd want to do it if they made a movie out of it.
Al: Okay, let me guess. Harrison Ford?
Tim: He knows his tools, but doesn't have my bone structure.
Al: So what's the deadline?
Tim: Monday morning. I have to have three chapters. Which gives me, of course, the entire weekend to crystallize my thoughts on love, life, tools, my fascination with them, yin-yang, the dharma of guyness.
Al: You have no idea what to write, do you?
Tim: I have no idea what to write!