Tim: This is unbelievable. People all over the world have documented sightings like Wilson's.
Randy: Come on, Dad. Don't tell me you're starting to take this stuff seriously.
Tim: It's not easy to ignore, you know? There's even government documents that show strange phenomena they just can't refute.
Randy: No, Dad. Come on. Crop circles, Roswell cover-up. And, you know, Elvis is alive and running a laundromat in Cleveland.
Tim: Uh-uh. It's a doughnut shop in Dayton.
Randy: You know, I'm surprised at you. I mean, how can a sane, rational... Oh, never mind.