Mark: What smells?
Randy: It's Brad. What have you been doing, rolling around in carpet freshener?
Brad: It's my new scent: patchouli. I happen to know Willow likes it. I'm gonna ask her to go to the coffeehouse.
Mark: Better ask for a table outside.
Randy: So, what makes you think she's gonna want to go to a coffeehouse with you?
Brad: Because after a guy like Sergei, she's gonna want a man that makes her feel secure and centered.
Randy: Like a high school junior who reeks?
Brad: Maybe I should wash some of this stuff off. I'm starting to feel a little dizzy.