Brad Quote #183
Mark: What smells?
Randy: It's Brad. What have you been doing, rolling around in carpet freshener?
Brad: It's my new scent: patchouli. I happen to know Willow likes it. I'm gonna ask her to go to the coffeehouse.
Mark: Better ask for a table outside.
Randy: So, what makes you think she's gonna want to go to a coffeehouse with you?
Brad: Because after a guy like Sergei, she's gonna want a man that makes her feel secure and centered.
Randy: Like a high school junior who reeks?
Brad: Maybe I should wash some of this stuff off. I'm starting to feel a little dizzy.
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‘The Niece’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Tim: Willow, it's, uh It's for you.
Willow: Oh, yeah. I gave your number to a few people. Is it David, Felipe or Cameron?
Tim: [on the phone] Is it David, Felipe or Cameron? OK, OK. Settle down. Sergei.
Willow: Ugh! I don't want to talk to him. He's an insensitive egomaniac who refuses to share his feelings.
Tim: [on the phone] She won't talk to you because you're a guy.
Quote from Tim
Willow: Do you understand what I'm saying?
Wilson: Yes, I do. And, Willow, even though I want you to live your own life, there's something that I have to say.
Willow: What's that?
Wilson: I really want you to consider the words of the Bible: "He who is alone and falleth..."
Willow: "...hath not another to help him up." Ecclesiastes.
Tim: "Everybody loves somebody sometime." Martin-comma-Dean.
Quote from Wilson
Jill: Hey, Wilson. Hey, you gotta watch your step because we've had an electrical problem.
Wilson: How badly was Tim hurt?