Quote from Tim in A Night to Dismember
Tim: I am Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. Welcome to Tool Time. And of course, you all know my assistant, Al Borland. [applause] Al: Thank you. This year we're kicking off Halloween week with a very special event: Pumpkin racing. Tim: That's right. On this very ramp, Al and I will be racing our pumpkins in the first annual Tool Time Gourd-O-Rama. Well? We all ready? Al: I was born ready. Tim: Interesting. Let's compare our pumpkin-mobiles. Heidi: Here you are, Tim. Al: Well, mine first! [audience cheers] Thank you. Well, I built my Borland beauty according to the rules set down by the Pumpkin-Racing Council of Manhattan Beach, California. It runs on independent axles and it is powered entirely by gravity. Tim: And nobody knows more about gravity than Al.