Al: Tim, what time do you want me and Ilene to come over for Thanksgiving dinner?
Tim: Well, dinner's at three. So why don't you guys show up at 6, 6:30?
Harry: [laughs] Oh, yeah. You know what? That reminds me. Benny's looking for you. He's waiting for his Thanksgiving invite.
Tim: Well, I don't know how to tell him, but he's not getting invited this year.
Al: You're not inviting Benny? How come?
Tim: Well, why is it my turn every year? Last year he ate 12 pounds of turkey, he drank out of the gravy boat then bobs for marshmallows in the sweet potatoes.
Marty: You did the same thing.
Tim: My house.