Dr. Kaplan: Then I make two small cuts, and simply divide and tie up the tubes. The discomfort is very minimal.
Tim: Why don't you tell that to the boys in the basement?
Dr. Kaplan: You'll be back to normal in a few days. The only restriction is you won't be able to drive home that day.
Tim: What? I can't drive? Forget about it.
Jill: What do you mean, "Forget about it"?
Tim: Honey, honestly, I was really into it up to that point. The driving thing iced it.
Jill: It's just one day!
Tim: Look, it's bad enough to separate a man from his sperm. But separate a man from his car? That's inhuman. Harold, wait up.