Tim: Congratulations. You just did something most countries can't do - you got the Marines to retreat.
Jill: They didn't leave because of me. They left because you got angry.
Tim: Well, excuse me! Not only did you beat me on the obstacle course, you defend me like I'm a five-year-old.
Jill: Well, you're acting like a five-year-old. You're just upset because I drove the tank well.
Tim: No. I'm upset because you driving it well made me look like an idiot!
Jill: Well, even if I hadn't been there you still would've driven like an idiot.