Tim: So how was your day?
Jill: Horrible. My behavioral psych professor has assigned yet another paper. I haven't even finished the first one yet. Plus, I have to get through all these books by the weekend. What did you do today?
Tim: Got a Ph.D.
Jill: [laughs] Very funny.
Tim: Funny, huh? Check out the letter from Western Michigan.
Jill: You barely graduated, and they're giving you an honorary degree?
Tim: Makes me wonder why I worked so hard for the first one.
Jill: You didn't work at all. You partied the whole time.
Tim: And the celebration continues.