Wilson: Tim, is there something you want to tell me?
Tim: No, there's something Jill wants me to tell you. Uh... Judith is having a problem.
Wilson: What kind of a problem? Is she all right?
Tim: Oh, she's fine. The problem is with you.
Wilson: I don't understand. Things were going so well. We even made plans to go to the Megalesia Festival to commemorate the end of the Punic War.
Tim: She... She says that... She told Jill that she doesn't even think she knows you. That every time she tries to get you to open up you just say something intellectual.
Wilson: Oh, my, my, my. I must be displaying the symptomatic behavior of the classic male emotional distancer, precipitating her to overfunction in the relationship, therefore causing deep-seated resentment.
Tim: So knock it off.