Wilson Quote #212
Quote from Wilson in Wilson's Girlfriend
Wilson: Tim, is there something you want to tell me?
Tim: No, there's something Jill wants me to tell you. Uh... Judith is having a problem.
Wilson: What kind of a problem? Is she all right?
Tim: Oh, she's fine. The problem is with you.
Wilson: I don't understand. Things were going so well. We even made plans to go to the Megalesia Festival to commemorate the end of the Punic War.
Tim: She... She says that... She told Jill that she doesn't even think she knows you. That every time she tries to get you to open up you just say something intellectual.
Wilson: Oh, my, my, my. I must be displaying the symptomatic behavior of the classic male emotional distancer, precipitating her to overfunction in the relationship, therefore causing deep-seated resentment.
Tim: So knock it off.
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Quote from Wilson
Judith: Jill has told me so much about you. It's all been great.
Wilson: Well, I am flattered.
Judith: The only thing she didn't tell me is your last name.
Wilson: It's Wilson.
Judith: Oh, I thought that was your first name.
Wilson: Wilson is my first name.
Tim: Well, it's not that unusual. I'm actually Tim Tim. This is Jill Jill. [Jill nudges Tim] Sorry sorry.
Quote from Tim
Jill: Judith says that Wilson has a problem with intimacy.
Tim: Oh! So he can't... Oh. Oh, God. Oh! Oh! Well... Oh, honey! I mean, I would have never known. He wouldn't talk about something like that. Oh, no wonder he's got all this... Probably an old war injury or something, huh?
Jill: Not that kind of intimacy! I'm talking about emotional intimacy.
Tim: Oh, thank God it's nothing important. Whoo!
Quote from Tim
Jill: He doesn't share his feelings. She's spent every day of the last two weeks with him and she feels she doesn't know who he is.
Tim: Well, tell her I've spent the last 15 years with him, and I don't know who he is. It doesn't hurt our relationship.
Jill: I think that she wants something more from the relationship. She wants to go to the next level.
Tim: What is it with women and the "next level"? What's wrong with the level we're on? Just take the elevator and leave us the heck alone. Hm?
Jill: Every time she asks him about himself, all he does is intellectualize or say something weird.
Tim: He always says something weird. That's what makes Wilson Wilson Wilson.