Colonel Patterson: [to one of Marty's twins] If you're thinking about a career, think army.
Lillian: All he ever talks about is the army, the army, the army. You'd think he'd never retired.
Colonel Patterson: Never should have retired. After spending two days in a car with you, the Korean War was a picnic.
Lillian: Well, I really enjoyed my two days riding with you. Of course, I could've had more scintillating conversation with a crash dummy.
Colonel Patterson: You calling me a dummy?
Jill: Would you please just stop...
Tim: Jill?
Jill: ...standing there, so we can talk about Christmas lights? Tim is entering a contest. Tell them, honey.
Tim: I'm entering a contest.