Jill Quote #519
Quote from Jill in 'Twas the Night Before Chaos
Colonel Patterson: [to one of Marty's twins] If you're thinking about a career, think army.
Lillian: All he ever talks about is the army, the army, the army. You'd think he'd never retired.
Colonel Patterson: Never should have retired. After spending two days in a car with you, the Korean War was a picnic.
Lillian: Well, I really enjoyed my two days riding with you. Of course, I could've had more scintillating conversation with a crash dummy.
Colonel Patterson: You calling me a dummy?
Jill: Would you please just stop...
Tim: Jill?
Jill: ...standing there, so we can talk about Christmas lights? Tim is entering a contest. Tell them, honey.
Tim: I'm entering a contest.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘'Twas the Night Before Chaos’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Marty: Band-Aids?
Jill: Um, upstairs, top three drawers.
Marty: Which room?
Jill: Every room.
Quote from Al
Tim: Merry Christmas. It's Yule time here on Tool Time.
Al: Merry Christmas. You know, Christmas always reminds me of my childhood. I used to build a snowman every year. I used a carrot for its nose, cookies for its eyes, licorice for its smile.
Tim: Ah, that's a great story, Al. Unfortunately, Al's mom usually ate the snowman.
Al: One year. She used the carrot to make coleslaw.
Quote from Brad
Brad: Hey, guys, get down here. Let's see what Grandma and Grandpa got us for Christmas.
Mark: Hear anything good?
Brad: [shakes box] No, I don't hear anything.
Brad & Randy: Clothes.