Quote from Jill in 'Twas the Night Before Chaos
Colonel Patterson: [to one of Marty's twins] If you're thinking about a career, think army. Lillian: All he ever talks about is the army, the army, the army. You'd think he'd never retired. Colonel Patterson: Never should have retired. After spending two days in a car with you, the Korean War was a picnic. Lillian: Well, I really enjoyed my two days riding with you. Of course, I could've had more scintillating conversation with a crash dummy. Colonel Patterson: You calling me a dummy? Jill: Would you please just stop... Tim: Jill? Jill: ...standing there, so we can talk about Christmas lights? Tim is entering a contest. Tell them, honey. Tim: I'm entering a contest.