Tim: How's Mom?
Randy: Well, not too bad. She finally stopped saying, "Boys, whatever you do, don't turn out to be like your father."
Tim: OK. Well, this'll put her right over the top.
Randy: Do flowers always work?
Tim: Yep. Every time I get in trouble, I just call Lou the florist.
Randy: Well, she gets mad at you so often, you must be on some kind of "frequent flower" program.
Tim: I'm not only a member, I'm the club president.