Quote from Randy in Back in the Saddle Shoes Again
Tim: How's Mom? Randy: Well, not too bad. She finally stopped saying, "Boys, whatever you do, don't turn out to be like your father." Tim: OK. Well, this'll put her right over the top. Randy: Do flowers always work? Tim: Yep. Every time I get in trouble, I just call Lou the florist. Randy: Well, she gets mad at you so often, you must be on some kind of "frequent flower" program. Tim: I'm not only a member, I'm the club president.