Mark: Wait. How long do I have to hold it in my mouth?
Randy: Three seconds.
Mark: Three whole seconds?
Brad: I told you he'd be a chicken.
Mark: I'm not chicken. I'll do it.
Randy: Buddy, come here. Now, close your eyes. Open your mouth. Ooh, yeah, a nice slimy one.
Brad: You'd better watch out. He's really wiggly.
Randy: Here he comes. Closer, closer. [places the tadpole on Mark's tongue]
Brad: One thousand one. One thousand two. One thousand three.
Randy: You did it. [pats Mark on the back]