Tim: Okay, honey. Ask me another one.
Jill: All right. One more, and that is all. What is an adze? A-d-z-e.
Tim: That's a tool?
Jill: Yeah, it's right here. "Adze: a medieval wood-shaping tool."
Tim: Oh, get real. What are the chances somebody will call and ask about that?
Jill: Might be good, if I'm the one calling.
Tim: Hey, hey, hey... Pretty sly.
Jill: What are the chances Bob Vila's gonna know that?