Jill Quote #102

Quote from Jill in What About Bob?

Tim: Okay, honey. Ask me another one.
Jill: All right. One more, and that is all. What is an adze? A-d-z-e.
Tim: That's a tool?
Jill: Yeah, it's right here. "Adze: a medieval wood-shaping tool."
Tim: Oh, get real. What are the chances somebody will call and ask about that?
Jill: Might be good, if I'm the one calling.
Tim: Hey, hey, hey... Pretty sly.
Jill: What are the chances Bob Vila's gonna know that?

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 ‘What About Bob?’ Quotes

Quote from Wilson

Wilson: Tim, Tim, Tim. The first step for greatness is humbling yourself. [Tim grunts] Maybe you shouldn't try to have all the answers, and instead ask more questions. You see, Tim, a truly wise man always has more questions than answers.
Tim: So... would that make me wiser than you, Wilson?
Wilson: Well, what do you think, Tim?

Quote from Al

Tim: Connect away, Bob.
Al: Tim, are you sure you turned off the electricity?
Tim: That goes without saying, Al.
Al: Well, now that we've said it, have you done it?
Bob Vila: Tim, it's your show. I think you should install the switch.
Tim: Oh, you're the guest. Go on, go on.
Bob Vila: Al, would you do this? Please.
Al: I don't think so, Bob.

Quote from Tim

Jill: Curtis, this is Randy's dad, Mr. Taylor.
Tim: Hi, Curtis. How are you?
Curtis: My father and I watch Tool Time.
Tim: Good.
Curtis: We really like Al.
Tim: We all like Al. [quietly to Jill] He is a geek.