Tim: Honey, the moment we've been waiting for has finally arrived.
Jill: Tim, you know, it's October. You really don't have to cut the grass now.
Tim: Honey, I'm not cutting the grass. I'm just taking the Taylor 1600cc lawn chopper out for a test run.
Jill: Honey, couldn't we just call your mother and ask if it's OK if you have a motorcycle?
Tim: Jill, don't worry. I got a helmet. Seat belt. What could happen? [hits his head on the door]