Tim Quote #29
Quote from Tim in Mow Better Blues
Tim: Honey, the moment we've been waiting for has finally arrived.
Jill: Tim, you know, it's October. You really don't have to cut the grass now.
Tim: Honey, I'm not cutting the grass. I'm just taking the Taylor 1600cc lawn chopper out for a test run.
Jill: Honey, couldn't we just call your mother and ask if it's OK if you have a motorcycle?
Tim: Jill, don't worry. I got a helmet. Seat belt. What could happen? [hits his head on the door]
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‘Mow Better Blues’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Tim: That wrench has gotta be around here someplace. You know, it just didn't get up and walk away, Jill.
Jill: OK, you're right. I'm ready to talk. I sneak down here at night, take all your tools, go out to the backyard, put 'em in a big pile, and dance around 'em naked.
Tim: What time would that be?
Jill: Sometime right after you go to sleep.
Quote from Jill
Tim: Come on. Stand up.
Jill: Stand up?
Tim: Stand up. Put your right arm up. Put your left arm... [Jill chuckles] Put your left arm on the tool.
Jill: The wrench?
Tim: The wrench.
Quote from Al
Tim: Well, Al, now that we have the fitting in place between the two sections of pipe. What's the next step?
Al: Well, Tim, we'll be sweating the pipe.
Tim: Will we?
Al: That's right.
Tim: So we'll put a little deodorant right there in the elbow?
Al: I don't think so, Tim.