Tim: Hey, hey, hey, hey... Now, just... Calm down. Calm down. It's a television show. Come on. If you go back to your seat, you'll get that nylon fanny pack.
Butch: She doesn't need one. She's already packing plenty of fanny.
Al: Now, that's not helping matters, sir. If we could just...
Sue: Hey, well, I've got news for you. My fanny's good enough for the Dutch boy. He and I have been... [beep] brains out for the last six months.
Dolly: What? [pushes past Heidi]
[As Dolly and Sue fight, Sue removes Dolly's wig. Tim and Al try to break them up.
Al: That's not very ladylike!
Heidi: [o.s.] Somebody call security!
Tim: We'll be right back after these... [Tim gets kicked in his face]