Tim Quote #3548
Quote from Tim in The Long and Winding Road (Part 1)
Tim: Hey, hey, hey, hey... Now, just... Calm down. Calm down. It's a television show. Come on. If you go back to your seat, you'll get that nylon fanny pack.
Butch: She doesn't need one. She's already packing plenty of fanny.
Al: Now, that's not helping matters, sir. If we could just...
Sue: Hey, well, I've got news for you. My fanny's good enough for the Dutch boy. He and I have been... [beep] brains out for the last six months.
Dolly: What? [pushes past Heidi]
[As Dolly and Sue fight, Sue removes Dolly's wig. Tim and Al try to break them up.
Al: That's not very ladylike!
Heidi: [o.s.] Somebody call security!
Tim: We'll be right back after these... [Tim gets kicked in his face]
Home Improvement Quotes
‘The Long and Winding Road (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Well, change is often difficult for everybody, Tim. But on the other hand, if you are gonna leave Tool Time, this might be a good time for you to support Jill.
Tim: The truth is my family has always been based around me and my career. I never really thought about what would happen if... You know...
Wilson: You never thought you'd be making the same sacrifices for Jill as she did for you.
Tim: [grunts] Yeah... That's it. Yeah.
Wilson: You know, Tim, these are perfectly normal feelings you're having. Traditionally, the male is the leader of the family. It's very difficult for him to give up that position to the female.
Tim: Oh. There's a nasty thought. Me in hair curlers, little muumuu, walking around the house. You think we should make the move?
Wilson: I would never want to lose you as a neighbor. But you and Jill have to do what's best for you two.
Tim: Yeah, we do.
Wilson: You do. Well, I guess I better get back to hosing off my rocks.
Tim: Yeah. And I better get back inside and try to save mine.
Quote from Tim
Jill: He wants you to do another cheesy Tool Time and you don't want to do it, right?
Tim: No. He wants all Tool Times to be cheesy. That's why tomorrow is my last show, 'cause I quit.
Jill: You quit? You quit the show?
Tim: He pushed me too far. Today's show was one of those shock TV shows like Jerry Springer. Tomorrow he wants me to start an electrical fire. I intentionally start fires, I lose all credibility!
Quote from Al
Al: Uh, today's show is called "Home Repair Addicts." Men who can't keep their hands off their tools.