Lucille: Oh, that was a wonderful service. What did everybody think about the sermon?
Jeff: I thought it was too short. [yawns] I could have used another half hour.
Jill: You were gone during the sermon. Where were you?
Tim: Um... I was in the sacristy, having a moment of private prayer.
Jill: Oh. [holds Tim's tie] Did you pray for a chili cheese dog?
Tim: My prayers were answered.