Tim Quote #3273
Quote from Tim in Home for the Holidays
Lucille: Oh, that was a wonderful service. What did everybody think about the sermon?
Jeff: I thought it was too short. [yawns] I could have used another half hour.
Jill: You were gone during the sermon. Where were you?
Tim: Um... I was in the sacristy, having a moment of private prayer.
Jill: Oh. [holds Tim's tie] Did you pray for a chili cheese dog?
Tim: My prayers were answered.
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‘Home for the Holidays’ Quotes
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Heidi: Merry Christmas and welcome to Tool Time. We're live on Al's rooftop. Now, here's the star of the show, Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor.
Tim: Thank you, Heidi. I am Tim... Well, "The Yule Man" Taylor. And, of course, you all know my assistant, Al "Be Home for Christmas Just Like Every Other Night" Borland.
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Randy: You know, I miss my friends. I miss writing for the school paper. I miss Arnold Schwarzenegger movies in English.
Tim: How do they say "Hasta la vista, baby" in Spanish?
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Jill: I guess since your dad and I are living here in the middle of all these changes, we haven't even noticed half of them.
[Tim falls off the roof with one of his decorations]
Tim: It's okay. The ground seems to have broken my fall.
Randy: Then again, some things never change.