Director: Scene 223 Baker. Take 15. And action!
Morgan Fairchild: You're leaving me for my sister? Which one?
Ted: The one carrying my baby.
Morgan Fairchild: Get out! Get out and never come back!
Al: Great news. I've snaked the toilet and you're good to go. [salutes]
Morgan Fairchild: Thank you, Gerard. Now, what have you got for a broken heart?
Al: Hey, Maggie! What's the matter? You can tell Gerard. [Morgan Fairchild groans as Al accidentally hits her in the gut] Oh, I'm sorry. I...
Director: Cut! The woman is emotionally devastated and you come bouncing in and salute her like Gomer Pyle on a sugar high?
Tim: [as Gomer Pyle] Well, golly!