Al Quote #430
Quote from Al in Mr. Likeable
Director: Scene 223 Baker. Take 15. And action!
Morgan Fairchild: You're leaving me for my sister? Which one?
Ted: The one carrying my baby.
Morgan Fairchild: Get out! Get out and never come back!
Al: Great news. I've snaked the toilet and you're good to go. [salutes]
Morgan Fairchild: Thank you, Gerard. Now, what have you got for a broken heart?
Al: Hey, Maggie! What's the matter? You can tell Gerard. [Morgan Fairchild groans as Al accidentally hits her in the gut] Oh, I'm sorry. I...
Director: Cut! The woman is emotionally devastated and you come bouncing in and salute her like Gomer Pyle on a sugar high?
Tim: [as Gomer Pyle] Well, golly!
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Mr. Likeable’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Al: You know, I never thought this would happen to me. I've always lived in someone else's shadow.
Tim: Well, growing up with your mom, I'm surprised you knew there was a sun.
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: You know, Tim, I can understand your concern for Al. But I'm also reminded of the Persian writer Nasir-i Khusraw. He said, "Though God creates the mother, the breast and the milk, the children must draw for themselves their mother's milk."
Tim: Wilson, you just gave me 12 horrible images.
Wilson: No, no, no, no. I'm just saying, just as the child learns self-reliance by separating from his mother, so the assistant learns by separating from the Tool Man. Maybe what Al needs is protection and support so he's not left hanging.
Tim: So I'll just buy him a sturdy jockstrap.
Wilson: Hello, horrible image number 13.
Quote from Tim
Morgan Fairchild: Al.
Al: Yes, Morgan Fairchild?
Morgan Fairchild: I am so sorry about this. May I have your autograph?
Al: You... You want my autograph?
Morgan Fairchild: Well, actually, it's not for me. It's for my dad. He's a huge fan of Tool Time.
Tim: Well, he probably wants mine, too. Hi. I'm Tim the Tool Man.
Morgan Fairchild: Hi. No, he didn't mention you. Thanks. I, on the other hand, am a huge fan of yours, honey.
Tim: Morgan Fairchild. I love her!