Quote from Tim in Bewitched
Detective MacIntyre: Got something here, Roberts. Mr. Taylor, were you aware that Mr. Wilson had recently changed his will? Tim: Yes! Yes! Yes! I met the lawyer at the party! Yeah, he had big ears. Probably came in handy at the hearings. [chuckles] Detective MacIntyre: Are you also aware that in his new will you're named as sole beneficiary? Tim: I'm his special friend. Detective MacIntyre: And possibly his wealthy friend. You stand to receive substantial cash assets and a uranium mine in Brazil. Tim: I didn't know Wilson was rich. Detective Roberts: Special friend had no idea. That's a new one. Detective MacIntyre: People like you make me sick! You expect us to believe that you lived next door to this guy all these years and had no idea he was loaded? Detective Roberts: Calm down, Maclntyre. You just got your badge back.