Tim Quote #3187
Detective MacIntyre: Got something here, Roberts. Mr. Taylor, were you aware that Mr. Wilson had recently changed his will?
Tim: Yes! Yes! Yes! I met the lawyer at the party! Yeah, he had big ears. Probably came in handy at the hearings. [chuckles]
Detective MacIntyre: Are you also aware that in his new will you're named as sole beneficiary?
Tim: I'm his special friend.
Detective MacIntyre: And possibly his wealthy friend. You stand to receive substantial cash assets and a uranium mine in Brazil.
Tim: I didn't know Wilson was rich.
Detective Roberts: Special friend had no idea. That's a new one.
Detective MacIntyre: People like you make me sick! You expect us to believe that you lived next door to this guy all these years and had no idea he was loaded?
Detective Roberts: Calm down, Maclntyre. You just got your badge back.
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Quote from Tim
Detective Roberts: Do we have anything to link her to the crime scene? A black cat? A broom?
Tim: How about her amulet that she wore around her neck? It's right here. Hey, look at that. It's my fez. I've been looking all over for this thing.
Detective Roberts: Your fez? What happened to the amulet?
Tim: Well... I had it in my hand.
Detective Roberts: You tampered with the crime scene?
Tim: I did not know it was a crime. I did not know it at the time.
Detective Roberts: Dr. Seuss claims there was a witch.
Quote from Tim
Tim: Guys, guys, forget about me. Shouldn't we be looking for Wilson?
Detective Roberts: Yeah. We'll get that in motion as soon as you give us some more information. Now, look, Tim. Can I call you Tim?
Tim: I'd like that.
Detective Roberts: You really had no idea about your neighbor's financial situation?
Tim: No, no. I mean, he's a real simple guy. He eats squirrel. And he's been wearing the same hat for 15 years.
Quote from Wilson
Tim: I'm innocent. I've been framed, here. Honey, say something about...
Agatha: We just need a positive ID on the body.
Tim: Body?
Agatha: Bring it in. [the sheet is pulled back to the end of Wilson's nose]
Detective MacIntyre: Is this Mr. Wilson?
Jill: Oh, God! Yeah.
Brad: Why'd you do it, Dad?
Tim: I didn't do anything.
Wilson: Boo! [Tim screams] [everyone else cheers and laughs] He never saw it coming! Got ya!
Heidi: You are the king.
Wilson: I am the king!