Tim: Now look over here. A perfect example of a French Revolution guillotine.
Al: All right. I'm gonna play along about this fake arm. Okay, Tim! Now, you want to be very careful with this machine, you know? Because it can be very, very dangerous.
Tim: Does this look like a fake arm? Is this fake to you? It looks pretty real to me! Fake arm. It took two people to operate the guillotine. Mon Dieu. You put la tête in here.
Al: La tête?
Tim: And then you pull this here. [screams] The pain! The pain!
Al: Are you happy now? Can we go on with the rest of the show?
Tim: I need to scare somebody. Didn't it scare anybody?
Al: Oh, well, I... Yes, I was... I'm sure our audience was terrified. Let's have a big hand for Tim "The Scary Man" Taylor! That was very scary! As a matter of fact, let's have a hand for his big, stupid, fat...
[Al screams as he goes to grab Tim's plastic hand and a hand grabs him]
Tim: I'm the king, baby! I'm the king!