Randy: [sighs] Now it's only 16 hours, 37 minutes, and 45 seconds until you leave for Costa Rica. Forty-four seconds.
Lauren: Randy, maybe we shouldn't spend our last moments together counting our last moments together.
Randy: You're right. I just can't believe you're gonna be there for a whole year and I'm not going with you.
Lauren: I know. You know, when we both applied for this thing, I always pictured the two of us working together in the rain forest. You know, we'd spend our mornings protecting endangered species...
Randy: And our afternoons collecting dung samples.
Lauren: Look, it'll only be a year. I'll be back here before you know it.
Randy: I know. I know. I'm just really gonna miss you.
Lauren: I'm gonna miss you, too. Randy, while I'm gone, would you just promise me one little thing?
Randy: Oh, don't worry about it. I won't look at any other girls, except for maybe Tiffany Tucker, who's got that nice mole on her lip shaped like Idaho.