Quote from Randy in The Write Stuff
Jill: "Hey Yo. By Brad Taylor." Tim: I like the title. Jill: "A locker room survey shows that our varsity baseball team prefers boxers to briefs eight to one. The one wearing the tightie whities declined to comment." Tim: That's probably because the elastic strap was cutting his breath off, you know. Randy: This is pure fluff. "Hey, yo. Tennis team's Drew Levin is now dating his doubles partner Debbie Silverman." Tim: Way to go, Drew. Randy: Mom, they'll never put this in the paper. Jill: Look, it's not a hard-hitting expose, but I bet the kids will find it fun and entertaining. Randy: Mom, if every paper had reporting like this, we'd have a nation filled with idiots. Tim: [chuckles] This is great.