Tim: And welcome back to Tool Time.
Al: Today we're going to be restoring antique picture frames. Because under an ugly exterior sometimes you can find a true beauty.
Tim: [chuckles] That's not the case... Oh, never mind. OK, Al. And to help us out today we have a very special guest. The Grand Marshal of the Great American Parade. He doesn't like me too much, but evidently, he likes Tool Time a lot. That's why he's here. Let's give a warm welcome - can you believe it - to Rodney Dangerfield.
Rodney Dangerfield: [to Heidi] Here, honey. Buy the rest of that dress, will ya?
Tim: Over here, Rodney.
Rodney Dangerfield: Ooh, could she break up a happy home.