Tim: Welcome to Tool Time. I... I am Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. And, of course, you all know my assistant Al Borland! [audience cheers] [applause]
Al: Thank you. Thank you. And welcome to our salute... [engine revs] ...to engines. Today we're gonna tell you how to put a little kick in your V8.
Tim: I'll tell you how I put a kick in my V8... vodka! [audience laughs]
Al: We're talking about V8 engines. We'll be showing you the difference between a stock V8 and a high-performance Indy car engine.
Audience: Ooh...
Tim: Yeah! And who better to talk about these engines than our first guest, a racing legend, put them together, ladies and gentlemen, for Al Unser! [audience cheers, applauds] [band introduction plays]
[When a young boy walks out, Tim signals for the music to be cut]
Al Richard Unser: [shakes Tim's hand] Great to be here.
Tim: Uh... sure it is, son. But I'm talking about the other Al Unser! [band introduction plays]
Al Unser Jr. Great to be here, Tim.
Tim: Yeah, I'm sure it is. But I'm talking about the other Al Unser! [band plays] [audience cheers] [band stops]
Al Unser Sr.: Thank you for having us here, Tim.
Tim: Ladies and gentlemen, three generations of Al Unsers. Well, I'll tell you, this could get confusing. What do I call you?
All: Al.
Tim: Well, that clears that up.