Randy: Hey, Brad. Chad and Kevin found out about what happened at the mall. I mean, how did they know? It's not like it's in the school paper.
Brad: [pulls out the paper] Alan Bishop's column. "The other day at the mall, I spied freshman Randy Taylor shaking in his boots. Senior Eric Zumbrum was threatening Taylor when he was saved by his little brother, name unknown." [Lauren laughs down the hallway] Oh, man, Lauren's reading the article.
Brad: So, what are you gonna do?
Randy: [sighs] I don't know. I need a quiet place to reflect on the matter. [climbs inside his locker]