Quote from Tim in The Wood, the Bad and the Hungry
[stop-motion dream sequence:] Al: Welcome to Tool Time. We've got something very special to show you today. Say hello to the new Binford 6100 Toolapalooza. [whirring] It saws, it sands, it welds, it grinds. It does absolutely everything. Tim: Not everything, Al. Al: Huh? Tim: Does it feed the hungry? Does it clothe the naked? Does it heal the sick? Al: Well, I don't know. I haven't tried all the attachments. Tim: Well, let's see for ourselves. Al: Uh, Tim, this is a very powerful tool. You might want to be careful. Tim: Al, I'm wood. What have I got to lose? [As Tim plays around with the controls, the tool unleashes two saw blades and heads towards Tim. His head is cut clean off.] Tim: [grunts] Oh, no! Al: It's not like you ever used it. Tim: Well, who needs a head anyway? Real charity is about giving of yourself. [Tim's body tries to jump in the cardboard box but misses. Wilson's hand pulls him in.] Wilson: [o.s.] In here, Tim. Tim: Thanks, Wilson. Al, go for the three-pointer! Al: I'm open! [shoots Tim's head into the cardboard box] Yes!