Sailor #1: So, how are you feeling?
Heidi: Oh, fat. Just hope you never get pregnant.
Sailor #1: I think you look great.
Heidi: Thank you.
Sailor #2: Heidi, here's a tip. When it comes time for diapers, I recommend cloth.
Heidi: Really?
Sailor #2: Softer on a baby's bottom.
Sailor #1: But disposables are so convenient.
Tim: Ladies, trying to do a show here!
Sailor #1: Sorry, Mr. Taylor.