Randy: You know, it's too bad you're busy. I was gonna ask you if you wanted to direct my school play.
Wilson: Romeo and Juliet?
Randy: Yeah. The director had to drop out.
Wilson: Oh, Randy, I'm so sorry. Normally I would just jump at that chance. Oh! Oh, oh! See, it's long been a dream of mine to direct Shakespeare.
Randy: Well, Wilson, this could make your dream come true. Not to mention my dream of kissing Sharon Liebowitz.
Wilson: Well, Randy, even if I agree to do it, how do you know the school will approve?
Randy: Are you kidding me? They'll love the idea. You've got the qualities no one else has.
Wilson: Oh, really? What are they?
Randy: You're available and you're not pregnant.