Kendall: Well, when he was 15, Cloyd came home with one of those punk haircuts. You know, the kind with those sticky spikes sticking out all over.
Tim: This is what you do. Just grab him by the heels and use him to aerate your lawn.
Kendall: You're kidding, right?
Tim: Yeah. [mouths] Wow. [talks] So when he came home with the bad haircut, you... I can tell, you laid down the law, didn't you?
Kendall: I grounded him till he agreed to get himself a normal haircut. Boy, was he mad at me.
Tim: But you gotta get past that. A kid's gonna be mad at you. Don't worry about a kid being mad, 'cause you just want the best for him. You want him to be someone you can be proud of.
Kendall: That's right, Tim.
Tim: So, he's 19 now. Years have passed. How's Cloyd doing now?
Kendall: Well, it's kinda hard to say. I haven't heard from him since he shaved his head and joined that cult. Yeah, but the wife says they even gave him one of those silly names. Now he's Baba Ram Cloyd.
Tim: [laughs] You're kidding.
Kendall: What do you think?
Tim: It's getting pretty darn hard to tell right now.
Kendall: Well, unfortunately, I'm not kidding, Tim.
Tim: Well... We'll be right back with Tool Time after these messages from Binford Tools.