Tim: Bill, what are the chances of me driving that tank again?
Lt. Col. McDougal: Oh, about the same as Tool Time winning an Emmy.
Tim: You know, that little tank accident could've happened to anyone.
Lt. Col. McDougal: Tim, it's never happened in the history of the Marines.
Jill: Well, the important thing is that nobody got hurt. And we know our country would win if we're ever invaded by enemy golf carts.
Lt. Col. McDougal: Tim, not only is she a better tank driver than you, she's also funnier.
Tim: Yeah. I just can't stop laughing, Bill.