Tim: Now we move on to the most important part of the meal - vegetables. Now, for most men, there's only two kinds of vegetables - your beans and your potatoes. I had my beans yesterday.
Al: I know.
Tim: Now, potatoes... mmm, hard to cook, 'cause when a guy wants to eat, a guy wants to eat. He can't wait for endless seconds on a microwave. That's why we've got the Binford macrowave. Three convenient power settings - "high,""really high" and "split your own atoms."
Al: Now, Tim, won't this put out a little too much radiation?
Tim: Mm, that's a good safety tip, Al. That's why we're equipped with these. Lead vests.
Al: Also useful in case Superman wants to take a peek at your underwear.
Tim: No problem there. I'm not wearing any. You don't wanna overcook a potato, so only in there a couple of seconds. Now don't look directly at the potato. [ding] Once they stop glowing, they're probably ready to eat. Grab the potatoes.
Al: All right. Hot potato! Hot potato!