Tim: OK, Felix. What do we do about a sweaty toilet?
Felix: You can install a tempering valve to mix the hot and cold water before it enters the tank.
Tim: But that would be for professional installation only. For that, hire a licensed plumber like Felix. For the do-it-yourselfer, you can just cement foam liners inside the tank.
Felix: You'll wanna drain the water from the tank first and use an epoxy resin cement, which will take a couple of hours to dry.
Tim: Yeah, but, Felix, when you gotta go, you got to go. That's why I recommend Binford's ultra-fast-drying urethane adhesive.
Felix: I'm not sure you wanna use that kind of glue.
Tim: I know what I'm doing here, OK? Just wait till it's tacky...
Felix: Tim, I'd be careful. That's instant glue you're using.
Tim: It's not like instant instant. [phone rings] Would you get that for me?
Felix: Oh, sure. [answers phone] Hello? Oh, hi, Al.
Tim: What does he want?
Felix: He wants to know if you've got your hands glued to the toilet yet.