Jill: Can I have some salt, please? No, see, this is your problem, Tim. You cannot be in front of a group of people without being the center of attention. That's what you did on Al's show today. I need pepper - cayenne.
Tim: I just can't help it. You know how hard it is for me to stand in front of people and not make 'em laugh?
Jill: Well, you did a pretty darn good job of that today. "Okra-homa"?
Tim: "Arkan-slaw" was funny.
Jill: Hand me that celery.
Tim: I'm just not cut out to be somebody's assistant.
Jill: You have been assisting me this whole time making the gumbo.
Tim: Oh. I could do that.
Jill: Look, all you gotta do is do your homework. Then when you go and help Al tomorrow, you'll be in better shape. I tell you what, I will sit down, and I will tell you everything that I know about cooking.
Tim: OK. [tastes the gumbo] Maybe I'd better get a cookbook.