Tim: As sure as a bear takes reading material into the woods, tools lose their edge. That's why Al and I are doing our Tool Time salute... [grinding] to sharpeners. Before we get to the meat of the show, though, something happened at my house today that got me thinking, and I was wondering...
Al: Tim? Didn't you promise this year that you would stick to tools and not get into your personal life?
Tim: A promise is a promise, isn't it? But does this mean anything to you at all? [crosses his fingers] So, I was hoping...
Al: Well, how would you like it if I talked about my personal life?
Tim: When you get one, we'll talk about it. Right now, I'd like to talk about women and babies. What is the big deal? Women and babies, babies and women. If women gave birth to cars, that would be a big deal. You'd have guys lined up in delivery rooms seeing that stuff, huh?
Audience: Yeah.
Tim: Imagine your wife delivering a 3,000-pound Ferrari. Yeah! Oh, yeah. Slip it in gear, kiss your wife, drive the baby home. [laughs]