Quote from Randy in To Build or Not to Build
Jill: What's your father doing out there now? Brad: He's working on Randy's project. Randy: Hey, shut up, Brad. Jill: Hey. Randy, why is your father working on your project? Randy: I don't know. Jill: Randy... Randy: Mom, I'm not good at building things. I don't care about tools. Jill: Well, then why did you decide to build me something? Randy: I didn't. Dad said I had to.