Tim: Actually, we went to the ballet and the basketball... We just left the ballet a little early.
Jill: So how long did you stay? Five minutes?
Tim: Oh, come on. We stayed 30 minutes.
Jill: Tim, I have been trying to expose the boys to something other than sports, tools and cars. I mean, Brad has zero interest. Randy's light is barely flickering. I had a chance with Mark. Why did you have to go and ruin that?
Tim: I didn't ruin it. Now listen to me for a minute. Courtside, players' bench, these are very amazing seats. You don't get...
Jill: I don't care! You taught Mark something today! You taught him that basketball is cool and ballet is stupid.
Tim: You're overreacting. I did not tell him any of that. He does not think ballet is stupid. We were only there 30 minutes. Now had he been there for the whole thing, he might have... [Jill walks off] Oh, come on!