Jill Quote #257
Quote from Jill in Shooting Three to Make Tutu
Tim: Actually, we went to the ballet and the basketball... We just left the ballet a little early.
Jill: So how long did you stay? Five minutes?
Tim: Oh, come on. We stayed 30 minutes.
Jill: Tim, I have been trying to expose the boys to something other than sports, tools and cars. I mean, Brad has zero interest. Randy's light is barely flickering. I had a chance with Mark. Why did you have to go and ruin that?
Tim: I didn't ruin it. Now listen to me for a minute. Courtside, players' bench, these are very amazing seats. You don't get...
Jill: I don't care! You taught Mark something today! You taught him that basketball is cool and ballet is stupid.
Tim: You're overreacting. I did not tell him any of that. He does not think ballet is stupid. We were only there 30 minutes. Now had he been there for the whole thing, he might have... [Jill walks off] Oh, come on!
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‘Shooting Three to Make Tutu’ Quotes
Quote from Al
Tim: [theme music starts] Ah! There's the theme music. You know what time that means it is.
Al: Time to hear another word from Binford about some of their fine new products.
Tim: That's right. I'd like to introduce you to Binford's small line of industrial magnets.
Al: The MiniMag 100 is perfect for picking up screws and nails. It can also pick up small tools that have carelessly been dropped behind the workbench. Perhaps the fault of a coworker.
Quote from Randy
Randy: Are you gonna call before you come home?
Jill: Why are you asking me that?
Randy: No reason.
Jill: Yeah, right. I think that you should know that I could be home at any moment. Now, Wilson is gonna be next door the whole time if you need anything. And here are the emergency numbers right here.
Randy: We know. We know. We call them all the time for Dad.
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: How much ballet have you actually seen?
Tim: Well, counting the 30 minutes I saw today, about 36 minutes, lifetime total.
Wilson: Well, then I would have to say that your opinion is based on ignorance.
Tim: You just called me ignorant?
Wilson: Well, when it comes to ballet, I guess I did. Ignorance is a breeding ground for prejudice.
Tim: Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. You ask anybody. I'm not a prejudiced guy.
Wilson: Not against people. Perhaps against ideas, though. See, Tim. Anytime a man forms an opinion that's not based on facts, then he's a fool.
Tim: Oh, great, great, great. Now I'm an ignorant, prejudiced fool.
Wilson: Mm-hm.